1 [caption]: Episode I
1 [caption]: THE PHANTOM MENACE
1 [caption]: Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute.
1 [caption]: Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battleships, the greedy Trade Federation has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Naboo.
1 [caption]: While the Congress of the Republic endlessly debates this alarming chain of events, the Supreme Chancellor has secretly dispatched two Jedi Knights, the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy, to settle the conflict...
2 Obi-Wan: I have a bad feeling about this...
2 Qui-Gon: Your intuition serves you well, my young padawan.
3 Obi-Wan: Master Qui-Gon, isn't there any way we can avoid meeting Jar Jar?

It was fun generating the sloping text like that.

For anyone who doesn't know, these are the opening lines of Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace. George Lucas used the line, "I have a bad feeling about this," as the very first words as a deliberate reference to the same line, which is spoken multiple times by different characters throughout the rest of the Star Wars films.

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2016-08-10 Rerun commentary: Yeesh. That sloping text looks awful. I'm sure I could do a much better job these days, with all I've learnt about Photoshop since.

While I have an official Qui-Gon LEGO minifigure, I never acquired a young Obi-Wan one. So I had to improvise him every time I did a comic that needed him, which is why he looks more generic.