1 Lambert: {staring over the shatterd Bridge of Khazad-Doom, where Kyros has fallen} Oh no! The Balrog killed Kyros. Wait... Hooray, the Balrog killed Kyros!
2 Alvissa: Lambert! How can you talk about our fr-... our companion like that?
3 Mordekai: Oh, come on, Alvissa. Can you honestly think of anyone who will be mourning his passing?
4 {scene change: The Infinite Featureless Plane of Death, where Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs stands, looking morose}

That's how it's a punishment.

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2017-04-23 Rerun commentary: It's amazing how sad a LEGO skeleton minifigure can look.