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Comic #1994

1 {scene: The cantina on Mos Eisley}
1 [sound]: BLAM!
2 Han: Oh my god... I left the safety off! I must have bumped the trigger when I shifted in my chair!
3 Han: Greedo, old pal! Are you okay?! Greedo? Don't play around with me, buddy... Oh no!!!
4 Han: WHAT HAVE I DONE?!??!!

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Han Solo turns himself in for accidental manslaughter and serves two years in an Empire prison. Meanwhile, the Rebellion is crushed when the Imperial Death Star successfully destroys their base on the fourth moon of Yavin.

On his release, Solo dedicates his life to social work, trying to make a difference amongst the oppressed poor. He lives out his life in obscurity and dies early from overwork, while the Empire endures for another thousand years.

2019-09-07 Rerun commentary: Meanwhile, the old man, boy, and two droids who he'd agreed to take on as passengers to Alderaan showed up at Docking Bay 94 at Mos Eisley Starport, only to find themselves caught between a frantic Wookiee who wouldn't listen to them and Imperial troopers with portable blast cannons. The old man tried to fight his way out with hokey religion and an ancient weapon, but it was no match for the blasters and, moreso, the rampaging Wookiee.

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