1 {newspaper showing photos of Cthulhu and the Allosaurus, with captions}
1 [caption]: "FHTAGN!"
2 [caption]: "RAAARRRHH!!"
3 [headline]: MOST ARTICULATE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE EVER

The flag image I used for the background is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial 2.0 Generic by its creator, Andrew A. Powell. Thanks Andrew.

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2020-06-13 Rerun commentary: Hmm. As this comic rerun appears in what is getting towards mid-2020, it's almost time for President Allosaurus to start thinking about his re-election campaign, and for opposing candidates to put their appendages up.

I wonder if I can be bothered this year...