1 Martian 1: Our entire invasion fleet has been wiped out! We're the last three Martians left! Do you know what this means?!
2 Martian 2: No more bridge nights?
3 {beat}
4 Martian 1: Worse than that!
4 Martian 3: We need a new drummer?

Bridge is a card game that requires exactly four players.

So being keen players, and the last three beings of your species in existence, is probably a little depressing.

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2022-03-12 Rerun commentary: So yes, these three are the John, Paul, and George of the Martians.

Or if you prefer, the Chad, Ryan, and Mike.