1 Erwin: [hieroglyphs] {vortex reappears and spits out a confused Haken in a black shirt}
2 Erwin: Kolonel Haken! You're back!
2 Good Haken: Erwin? What did you do?
3 Erwin: I read the hieroglyphics backwards. When you disappeared, we thought it was an ill Amun.
4 Good Haken: Erwin, you're a real Ra of sunshine.

BobP's fault. All BobP's fault. The triple-whammy Egyptian god pun is all his fault.

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2012-07-30 Rerun commentary: I think I miscounted. It's actually a quadruple-whammy.