1 {scene: The Infinite Featureless Plane of Death. Death of Being Wrestled To Death By Steve and Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs are sitting on chairs and watching something in the distance.}
1 Death of Being Wrestled To Death By Steve: So. Steve versus a Balrog, huh?
2 Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: Steve's doomed once the Balrog unleashes his fire.
2 Death of Being Wrestled To Death By Steve: No way.
3 {beat}
4 Death of Being Wrestled To Death By Steve: Pass the popcorn.
4 Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: We don't even eat!

Oh, it's been far too long.

Enjoy.

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2023-04-29 Rerun commentary: I feel like these two should also be placing a bet on the outcome of this scuffle.

I wonder where they get chairs from, on the Infinite Featureless Plane. Perhaps there's a storeroom somewhere.