1 {scene: Inside Isaac Newton's time machine}
1 Edmond Halley: We have Galileo. Who next?
1 Isaac Newton: Copernicus.
2 Galileo: Wladyslaw Copernicus, the wine maker?
3 Edmond Halley: I suspect Mr Newton means Nicolaus Copernicus, proposer of the heliocentric model you championed so well.
4 Isaac Newton: Although... How good is this Wladyslaw's wine?
4 Galileo: It's rotgut.
4 Isaac Newton: Never mind then.

There's a reason Poland is not well known for its wines.

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2025-03-20 Rerun commentary: Lest I be seen as dismissive, there is a wine industry in Poland. Pretty much based on cool climate grapes, as one might expect. Though as Wikipedia's article notes, climate change in the next few decades is likely to make Poland more suitable for growing grapes, and potentially turn it into a major wine producer.