1 Shakespeare: Hakuna matata, I've got other story ideas. Two star-crossed lovers from rival families meet and—
1 Mercutio: West Side Story.
2 Shakespeare: A suitor of a younger sister arranges for a friend to woo her shrewish older sister—
2 Mercutio: 10 Things I Hate About You.
3 Shakespeare: A ship lands on a distant shore, encountering an elderly scholar and his daughter—
3 Mercutio: Forbidden Planet.
4 Shakespeare: For never was a story of more woe, than thinking up a story no one knows.

Apparently the secret to making a hit teen/chick flick is to take a Shakespeare comedy, reset it in a high school with a bunch of up and coming teen idol actors, keep all the same character names, and name the high school after the original setting of the Shakespeare play.

Hakuna matata! What a wonderful phrase.
Hakuna matata! Has a Wikipedia page. It means "no worries" - that's a thing Aussies say. It's our problem-free... philosophy... Hakuna matata!