1 {scene: over dinner}
1 Monty: We asked everyone around Abydos if they’ve seen Dr Smith, but there’s no sign of her.
2 Prof. Jones: Never fear, Junior. We can continue in the morning. Be realistic.
3 Monty: Maybe she’s already found the Crook of Osiris and used it to resurrect Hitler’s brain.
4 Minnesota Jones: That’s the strangest response to “be realistic” I’ve ever heard.

And Minnesota Jones has heard a lot of strange responses in his time.

That's a really big roast turkey.

Or maybe it's an ostrich.