1 {scene: a nightclub on Coruscant}
1 Sleazebaggano: Wanna buy some death sticks?
1 Obi-Wan: You don't want to sell me any death sticks.
2 Sleazebaggano: I don't want to sell you any death sticks.
2 Obi-Wan: Say, why are they called death sticks?
3 Sleazebaggano: You know here on Coruscant there's 10¹⁴ people who only eat mushrooms and hydroponic beans grown underground?
3 Obi-Wan: Yes...?
4 Sleazebaggano: There's a lot of methane in the atmosphere. Light one of these babies, and boom!

Yet another problem with Coruscant.

Star Wars Trivia Fact: Did you know the name of the guy who attempts to sell Obi-Wan the death sticks in Episode II - Attack of the Clones is Elan Sleazebaggano? I kid you not. Who said George Lucas was uncreative?

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2013-03-12 Rerun commentary: Like so many other things, Elan's name has officially been retconned. Now apparently his name is supposed to have been Elan Sel'Sabangno all along. Even the official Star Wars Databank page which originally named the character as Elan Sleazebaggano has been deleted. There is still evidence, however, in the form of a card from the officially licensed Star Wars trading card game.

And yes, that's Jango Fett in the background. And Chewbacca. And a Martian, just for good measure.