1 Mercutio: Look, we don’t need to convince your grandmother that Pakington is her husband.
2 Mercutio: As long as she takes him into the household and has another child who will be your mother.
3 Mercutio: So all we have to do is get your grandmother to like this politician.
4 Shakespeare: I think we should focus on achievable goals.

Writing jokes about politicians is honestly like playing the game in easy mode.