1 Ishmael: Thai Phoid Mary is a terrible name for a restaurant.
1 Giuseppe: What would you suggest?
2 Ishmael: Thai Hard. Thai-Tanic. Thai-Rannosaurus Rex. Eye of the Thai-ger. Thai’d in Knots. One Hand Thai’d Behind My Back.
3 Ishmael: Thai-ambic Pentameter. Thai Me Kangaroo Down Sport. Trust in Allah But Thai Up Your Camel.
4 Giuseppe: Mmmm... massaman curry camel.
4 Ishamel: Yeah, I’m getting hungry.

Thai-Tanic, Thai-Rannosaurus Rex, and Thai Me Kangaroo Down Sport are/were all actual Thai restaurants in Australia.

In fact, "Five Star Thai-Tanic" is currently the name for a small chain of Thai restaurants across Sydney. There also used to be simply a "Thai-Tanic" in a suburb closer to me, but apparently their business went under.

"Thai-Rannosaurus Rex" is a restaurant moderately close to where I live.

"Thai Me Kangaroo Down Sport" unfortunately isn't in Sydney, but is the name of a restaurant in Brisbane.

I can't find a "Thai'd in Knots", but there are a couple of restaurants named "Thai'd Up in Knots" in the USA. I'm glad to see the Universal Principle of Naming Thai Restaurants is also respected in the United States.