1 Doctor: Anakin may have turned to the Dark Side, but he left a legacy. Amidala, you're pregnant.
2 Amidala: Oh, no! I'm so scared. How am I going to handle the pain of childbirth knowing the father is evil?
3 Doctor: Prepare yourself then. It's actually twins.
4 Amidala: Twins! I have to give birth to two babies?! Help me OB/GYN, you're my only hope!

This horror perpetrated on you courtesy of Andy Weir, author of the at least as hilarious Casey & Andy.

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2013-04-06 Rerun commentary: This comic contradicts the sequence of events in the film Revenge of the Sith, in which Padmé Amidala is aware of her pregnancy well before Anakin turns to the Dark Side. I'll just point out that this strip was written a year before the movie was released, so nobody knew that at the time.

Wow, that seems like such a long time ago now, doesn't it? There are kids at school now who were born after this movie came out.