1 {scene: The Emperor's throne room on the new Death Star}
1 Emperor: {as Luke and Vader battle} Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy! Let the hate flow through you.
2 Luke: Oh, right! Gotta stay calm and serene! Thanks, I was forgetting. {puts his lightsabre away}
3 Luke: I will not fight you, father.
4 Vader: My lord, if you'd just shut up and let me fight him, I might actually be able to turn him to the Dark Side.

Thanks to reader John Olson for this idea. If you think about it for a second, you'll see he's right.

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2013-04-20 Rerun commentary: The hilt of a LEGO lightsabre is the length of someone's entire arm. And yet a minifig can't hold it in two hands like Luke does. Otherwise they're pretty cool pieces.

And the staff the Emperor is leaning on is exactly the same LEGO piece as a lightsabre blade, just in a different colour. Come to think of it, a laser staff would be pretty cool.