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Comic #4678

1 Higgs: So how be one usin’ a cutlass, Miss Wendy?
2 Wendy: Be holdin’ the blunt end, and wavin’ the pointy end at any British sailors.
3 Higgs: And that will be keepin’ them at bay?
4 Wendy: Ye not be squeamish about blood, be ye, Bosun Higgs?
4 Higgs: Blood?!

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That's generally the way to use any sharp implement. Hold the blunt end and wave the pointy and at any British sailors.

It even works for kitchen knives for me, since I chop vegetables with the knife pointed roughly in the general direction of England.

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