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Comic #4947

1 Mrs Arden’s daughter: I need a new daddy. Will you be my daddy?
2 Mercutio: I really don’t think it’s a good idea if he becomes your daddy, little girl.
3 Mrs Arden’s daughter: Will you be my new daddy, then?
4 Mercutio: What about this man here?
4 Mrs Arden’s daughter: The politician?! Ew!!

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Little kids often have an uncanny ability to spot something gross.

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