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Comic #503

1 Head Death: Your problem is you have no patience. Insanely overpowered fireballs, by their very nature, are urgent and ephemeral.
2 Head Death: You need to learn to bide your time. Wait for the right moment before you appear.
3 Head Death: Maybe I should swap you with Death of Living For Over 900 Years.
4 Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: Noooo!!! He hasn't had anything to do since Methuselah!

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I actually researched how long Methuselah was supposed to have lived. 969 years.

And he sired his first child at 127. Not bad for an old man.

Unfortunately there's a minor mistake here. Noah (he of the flood and the ark), supposedly lived for 950 years, and died after Methuselah. So there should have been another collection in there somewhere.
2013-06-07 Rerun commentary: And of course Yoda, too. Though it's not clear if Yoda died before or after Methuselah. Strangely enough, this piece of crucial information is not listed in Yoda's Wookieepiedia article.

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