1 Steve: {rushing to the door, where a crocodile has just pushed its way into the house past Terry} Crikey!
2 Terry: Steve! No! {as Steve leaps on to the croc and starts wrestling it}
3 Steve: 'e's attackin' for no reason! Crikey! It's an African species! They're not native round 'ere!
4 Steve: If I didn't know any better, I'd say someone is tryin' to kill me!

I dithered over whether to have Terry say a final line in this strip or not. Some ideas:

Terry: Oh. Surely not.

Terry: I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner.

Terry: I wish I'd thought of that.

But in the end I decided to just leave it stand as it is. Terry's not that mean.

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2014-03-28 Rerun commentary: It amuses me that in panel 3, Steve has the crocodile in a death roll.

By the way, if you're not Steve, and you find yourself in a death roll with a crocodile, WikiHow has advice on how to survive and escape. I have not tested this.