1 Nigerian Finance Bureaucrat: Finance Minister, have you seen the news from the King's trial in Australia? {handing over a newspaper}
2 Nigerian Finance Minister: {after reading it} We're a republic?! Then who was the previous guy who claimed to be king and demanded access to the...
3 Nigerian Finance Minister: ... federal... treasury... accounts...
3 Nigerian Finance Bureaucrat: I checked the treasury. We're broke!
4 Nigerian Finance Minister: {throwing up his hand in frustration} What is the world coming to when you can't even trust a Nigerian with bank account details?

2012-12-24 Rerun commentary: I just find it endlessly amusing that something as important as the fact that the country doesn't even have a royal family is overlooked by everybody, and comes as a shock to them.

And that's quite a big sheet of newspaper they're holding. The smallest LEGO object a minifigure can hold in its hand is about the size of a two reams of office paper (stacked on top of one another), to scale. And this is four times as big as that.