1 Nigerian Finance Minister: Have you found a new hire for the Internet revenue-raising project yet?
2 Nigerian Finance Bureaucrat: Yes, Finance Minister. He's ideal for the job! He's got the typing in all-capitals down perfectly.
3 Nigerian Finance Bureaucrat: Actually... he even speaks that way...
4 {scene change: the new hire sits typing at a computer}
4 Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: {typing} GREETINGS MORTAL, WE REQUEST YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE WITH ACCESSING FUNDS IN A LOCKED ACCOUNT.

And you thought Death would have trouble finding a job suited to his particular skills...

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2013-02-14 Rerun commentary: At this stage I was still referring to Fireballs merely as "Death". In fact that was what he was listed as in the transcript of the comic above until I changed it just now as I wrote this rerun annotation.

And yes, the job certainly does suit his skills.

HOW CAN YOU TURN DOWN AN OFFER MADE IN ALL-CAPS?