1 Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: {sitting at a computer} WRITING REVENUE-RAISING E-MAILS FOR THE NIGERIAN FINANCE MINISTRY IS FUN.
2 Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: AND SENDING THEM OUT IS SO MUCH MORE REWARDING THAN MY OLD JOB.
3 Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: I ONLY USED TO SEE PEOPLE ONE ON ONE AND IT WAS ALWAYS BAD NEWS FOR THEM.
4 Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: NOW I'M BRINGING FINANCIAL OPPORTUNITIES AND HAPPINESS TO MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD!

2013-02-23 Rerun commentary: He also gets to browse Facebook when the boss isn't looking. Which he couldn't do before.

Actually, the other reason he couldn't browse Facebook before now was because when this comic was first published Facebook was barely a month old!

Holy cow! Yes folks, you're reading an online comic that is older than Facebook.