1 [newspaper headline]: PRESIDENT ALLOSAURUS SEEKS “PRE”HISTORIC FIFTH TERM
1 {photo of President Allosaurus on a White House podium}
1 [newspaper column]: WASHINGTON, Tuesday - As voters go to the polls, they could be instrumental in cementing a place in history for incumbent President Allosaurus, who has handily won the past four Presidential elections, in a run beginning in 2004. In seeking a fifth term, he would eclipse Franklin D. Roosevelt as the most elected President in history - including all of prehistory, as the President’s supporters point out. President Allosaurus has been wildly popular and successful, leading some scholars to rank him above George Washington and Abraham Lincoln in terms of greatest Presidents of all
1 [newspaper column]: dismissed concerns that the 22nd Amendment has been violated, not only in letter but in spirit. As President Allosaurus’s advisors pointed out, “You really should have raised that back in 2012. Too late now.” The other issue is the so-called birther conspiracy, which alleges that President Allosaurus was not born in Montana as he claims. The President has repeatedly refused to produce a birth certificate, citing the fact that they didn’t have such newfangled things 145 million years ago. “RAAARRRHHHH!!!” he added, when questioned repeat-

It's been 12 years since the last U.S. election day newspaper headline comic - I kind of neglected to do one in 2012 and 2016. The Allosaurus of course won the polls in 2004, 2008, 2012, and 2016, so he is indeed going for a record-breaking fifth term.

I have my fingers crossed!