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Comic #4387

1 Martian Archive: There’s only one solution to increasing our population. You have to interbreed with human females.
2 Martian 1: We tried that, but apparently our reproductive processes are incompatible.
3 Martian Archive: Wait, seriously?
4 Martian 1: Yes. Their concupiscent, fecund youth have these things called “parties”, which we never get invited to.

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I guess the all-knowing Martian Archive doesn't know all after all.

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