1 Shakespeare: Actually, while you're here Mercutio, can you look at my Word install? Clippy seems to have vanished.
2 Mercutio: Sure. What's the problem?
2 Shakespeare: Clippy isn't working.
3 Mercutio: But what's actually wrong with your copy of Word?
3 Shakespeare: There's no Clippy!
4 Mercutio: I don't understand. Are you having a problem with Word or not?

2014-04-30 Rerun commentary: I use Microsoft Word quite a lot at work, sometimes for writing highly technical documents with lots of equations and figures. Some other people in my office complain a lot about Word, and how bad it is for this sort of thing, and how it is constantly crashing and losing work they have done, or how the formatting never does what they want.

I... have never really had much problem with it. I'm not sure if I use it differently, or if I've just been lucky.