{scene: hospital room, Steve lies recovering in bed}
1 Terry: Steve, I'm glad you're conscious. We think we've figured out who's trying to kill you!
1 Steve: Crikey! Who?
2 Terry: It's Cthulhu! He stole Jane's stationery.
2 Steve: Cthulhu...? Cthulhu who?
3 Terry: The unearthly Great Old One you summoned, tied up, throttled with ichor, ripped the head off, threw into the Seine, got a croc to eat, choked on a giant frog, and wrestled to death.
4 Steve: Oh, that Cthulhu!
4 Jane Goodall: {to Terry} So that's why Cthulhu hates him so much...

Summoned, tied up, throttled with ichor, ripped the head off, threw into the Seine, got a croc to eat, choked on a giant frog, and wrestled to death. And after all that, Steve still can't remember him.

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2014-09-12 Rerun commentary: Yeah, because if there's anything that annoys an unspeakable ultradimensional entity, it's not being remembered.

Also, Steve appears to hate hospital gowns as much as I do.