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Comic #1026

1 Kyros: Quick, let's get out of this town!
1 Alvissa: But the bail is your word of bond...
2 Mordekai: We have a quest to go on!
2 Alvissa: Since when have you cared about that?
3 Kyros: Yeah! It's vital that we cross the Awful Mountains and insult this irate aged dragon, Elf-Hacker.
4 Alvissa: You mean cross the Orcrift Mountains and consult the great Dragon Sage Ardaxar...
4 Kyros: Close enough.

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I just noticed it's now over 500 strips since they first heard about this quest. And they haven't quite reached the Orcrift Mountains yet.

2015-02-07 Rerun commentary: I'm sure if anyone could have a good go at insulting an irate aged dragon, it'd be Kyros.

Stories always tell you that you need to flatter a dragon to stand a chance of getting away from them. Even Bilbo used it. I'd rather see a story where someone stands up to a dragon and bests it in a game of volleying insults.

Next time your roleplaying character comes face to face with a dragon, try insulting it!

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