1 {scene: a home. A phone sits on a table}
1 [sound]: Ring! Ring!
2 Peter Jackson: Hello?
3 Shakespeare: {over the phone} Hello, Peter Jackson?
3 Peter Jackson: Yes?
4 {scene change: Shakespeare's office}
4 Shakespeare: Is there any chance you can put some catgirls in the Super Extended DVD Edition to match my novelisation?

I know Peter Jackson's hair has never looked that neat, but unfortunately Lego don't make any minifigure hair pieces that look even remotely as wild as needed.

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2014-06-17 Rerun commentary: Actually, the LEGO Group would make such hair in the future, but unfortunately it would be blue.

In the olden days (i.e. the 1980s), you could actually look up some famous people in the phone book. Well, you could here in Australia, anyway. (I presume in the USA famous people had silent numbers probably ever since Alexander Graham Bell finished saying, "I need you.")

Oh, yeah... and we had phone books. Actual books printed on paper that you used to look up phone numbers. Wacky, huh?