1 Hermione: {in Hogwarts} Harry! Ron! Something really bad has happened!
2 {scene change: the pirate ship, somewhere in the Caribbean}
2 Long Tom: What be ye sayin'?
3 {scene change: the bridge of a Republic starship}
3 Jar-Jar: Meesa no understand!
3 Anakin: You never do.
4 {scene change: Me fiddling with a messy pile of paper}
4 Me: Damn! I wish I hadn't dropped all these photos.

Whee! The first four-way theme crossover! If my programming is robust, the navigation box should look pretty impressive. If it's not, then I guess I need to fix some stuff...

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2013-04-24 Rerun commentary: It turned out my programming was robust enough.

Weirdly, the entire joke here rests on the premise that I have prints of the photos* that I use to assemble the comics, which is really pretty ludicrous.

Or is it???

* Link provided for those readers too young to even have any idea what I'm talking about.